• White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
• Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)

excalilbur:

excalilbur:

i have more followers than there are people in my school

dontnuts:

if you have an outie belly button im sorry

• thug life: i didnt choose any of you.

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

deluxemycroft:

maybe I can watch this entire season in an hour

karkaties:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

yep im just laying here

not gonna stop laying here

(Source: suck-my-venom)

I’m alone
in a body that can’t
love me.

You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.

(Source: rsvnr)

hoyitschristian:

blackandwhitemovies:

creativeappeal:

“fuck you very much”

Damn johnson

thats Shaq LOL

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.