- White parent lectures: Don't ever do that again *takes phone away. (5 minute lecture)
- Asian parent lectures: Are you stupid? Don't ever do that again! *compares you to other people* *goes off topic* *talking nonsense* *comes back on topic* *compares you again* *goes off topic* etc. (2 hour lecture)
if you have an outie belly button im sorry
- thug life: i didnt choose any of you.
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
did i allow u to have fun without me
maybe I can watch this entire season in an hour
if i lay here
if i just lay here
yep im just laying here
not gonna stop laying here
in a body that can’t
You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.
“fuck you very much”
thats Shaq LOL
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.