i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
she wants the D
her teachers are concerned
why doesn’t she want the A
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
Ronald Davis - I’m Not A Bum, I’m A Human Being
this broke my heart how can we treat each this way and not even think to care
Words really don’t describe how this makes me feel. Make you appreciate what you have. Be grateful because others would do anything to be in your shoes.
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.